Willington

Ditherer. Obsessive credit editer.

Are you still editing those credits? you've pulled a Willington.

by Jeff Minge May 12, 2004

willingworth

Noun. A person who is likely to attract the attention of the gay community due to his dress sense or the fact that he is wearing a hat in the shape of a red rooster. This person is insecure about their sexuality and so frequently feels the urge to do something about it by beating up his little brother in front of his friends. NB if the full term 'William Illingworth' is used, it indicates that this person has a website dedicated to them on the internet.

Wow, that kid looks so willingworth tonight!
Oi! Have you got a phone?

by TJP May 2, 2005

Willard

A gray and hairy person in his/her mid 50s in desperate need of some wrinkle cream and laser hair removal.

Ewe look at him he looks like a Willard.

She looks so bad today that she looks like a Willard.

He is so hairy he almost looks like a Willard.

by Stretchalufagus bubba September 20, 2014

A Willard Complex

the opportunity to have sexual relations with anyone without any repercussions whatsoever. no matter what.

Guy 1: I would hella bang Ms. W.
Guy 2: But is that one fine ginger on your jock?!?!
Guy 1: its chill, its A Willard Complex.
Guy 2: oooooo fasho then blud, cuz i was finna say.

by nigga1000 November 22, 2011

Willing

A nice term for a slut.

"Well, she is a nice girl, but she's just... willing."

by vikk0 January 1, 2012

can't rape the willing

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003