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by drakeinnit August 31, 2021
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Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.]

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.
Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!
by Kelley's Ugly Little Ewok January 13, 2022
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wholesale list

Referencing the American wholesale club BJ's. A list of people who a woman would give a blowjob.
My wholesale list only has one person, but damn do I want him to rail me.
by magaroo March 5, 2022
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wholeshome

Unlock joy to find out! :D
"Hey, what does wholeshome mean?"
"Not a spelling mistake, but a mystery! You're very wholeshome for asking that, however!"
by Twice! May 10, 2022
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Whoresight

The ability of a whore to predict certain actions of people because she has experienced too much and is tired of everyone's shit.
Luckily, I had the whoresight to know he was going to ruin my life.
by mermaid queen October 14, 2022
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Wholesome

bf: you want do something wholesome?

gf: fuck yeah
by daddyquke August 9, 2023
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The Wholesome One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"
by lpr January 13, 2005
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