the warner

Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he/she caused a ruckus by warning members of the chat room for no particular reason. The warner then spread outside the virtual world leaving warnings on walls, even on kitchen floors in the form of dog turd. The warner is particularly feared and worshipped by the mog cult and is often called upon by certain members of the mog family to deter/warn people who offend moggers.

However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............

the shiz: all moggers are freaks
ben: What did you just call us?!
ben: I CALL UPON
holly:dont do it!
ben: THE WARNER!!
holly:omg he is coming!
------the shiz has been warned 2 times!
holly: omg, he is here!
ben: the warner!!!

by sid and flo's mogging co. October 5, 2007

Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"

woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"

by Caravan July 4, 2012

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

wenner

A wenner is a person wiht no scruples who will employ you to do a job and then after it has completed refuse to pay on the grounds that the work was unsatisfactory. At no time would this issue have been raised before. Further, the work you have done is then used in exhibitions by the person so that they can further their own career at your expense.

'I think I've been wennered', 'is this contract good, or is it going to be a wenner?', 'don't you wenner me on this'

by wenneredoncetooften April 1, 2005

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007

Pop Warner

Pop Warner comes from the childrens football league in the U.S.
It means that somebody can't keep up with the adults i.e. belongs at the kiddies table, with his/her teammates

-Paul only had 4 shots and he's drunk.
-That's some Pop Warner shit.

by RakeMaster December 27, 2008