coctail weiner

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult

1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!

by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007

gretchen weiners

The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"

"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"

by monkey22451 May 25, 2016

weiner boobs

slang for testicles

Bobby kept teasing Suzie until she kicked him in the weiner boobs.

by pig blapper September 5, 2009

Weiner

Hot dog.

That man has a small weiner in his mouth.

by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

weiner on weiner

another name for World of Warcraft (W.O.W.)
Because everyone that plays it love weiner.

Tracy: I love World of warcraft
Josh: You mean weiner on weiner You look like you suck dick.

by armament24 March 16, 2009

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005

weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'

(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.

by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005