web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.

There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.

by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023

Web Jiggin'

-The moves you throw down when you walk into a spider web.

Friend: What the heck were you just doing?
You: Just a little web jiggin'.

by Loogis August 3, 2012

Doing a Web

Talking the talk but now walking the walk

Webster2001: Im the biggest baddest motherfucker in all of TORN
Literally anyone: You doing elim?
Webster2001: Ooh no, focusing on my stats
*Doing a Web*

by Sinspawn70 September 5, 2020

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

web warrior

A no lifer named Mah Fan Yao

Mah fan yao is such a web warrior.

by Jesusjuicelol June 6, 2009