Pinch Weasel

Someone who is the "bottom feeder" of the business/office and allocated all the jobs that nobody else wants.

Likely to be rostered on Christmas Day.

"Andrew, go and unpack all the crates and boxes from the truck... then clean the toilets when you are done".

"What am I, your PINCH WEASEL?"

by A. Montesi December 9, 2007

pull of the weasel

to feel the pull to do something bad, greedy or selfish , despite your usual good nature.

Man , I'm happily married , but seeing that sexy babegive me the eye , I felt the pull of the weasel..

by stu-In australia ! February 6, 2007

Wonder weasel

A slang term for the genitalia of males and some females.

"It's not a rocketship it's a cock!a shlong! wonder weasel!"
-Robin Williams in Death to Smoochie.

by Chrissie April 28, 2003

Night weasel

people who suddenly become sexually active or horny only by night, never during daylight hours. usually appear quiet and shy by day but change by nightfall.

oi son, that old gaffa iza right genuine night weasel!

by fergz December 2, 2007

arse weasel

The much maligned admirer of the A-hole. An arse weasel May be seen for several hours lingering around ring pieces.

" I've done told you squire, reframe from sniffing my shfinkter or I'll tear you a new one of your very own to tinker with!... Dirty lil arse weasel

by bohemia84 June 28, 2008

sexy weasel

A term for one who is very attractive, and has hair comparable in smoothness to that of a Weasel.

"Damn! That girl is one sexy weasel!"

by b. bear December 10, 2009

fart weasel

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

by jscarsc November 29, 2016