Yo michael, wanna see my huge wang?
In Chemistry I might pull my shorts down to flex my huge wang, hopefully all the sexy ladies will be impressed
In Chemistry I might pull my shorts down to flex my huge wang, hopefully all the sexy ladies will be impressed
by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019
A man who has a really really small penis. He never showers, which causes so much oil to be in his hair that Donald Trump wants to invade it. He refuses to speak normally and talks like an elderly Chinese prostitute.
Nobody:
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.
by Nuggetts February 22, 2019
Just as you need a wing man to help pick up chicks, sometimes it's necessary to bring a wang man to go the bathroom. Sometimes it's to give you moral support an other times it may be to give you someone to talk to while you're pinching one out. Most importantly, above all else it is not gay to be a wang man or have one.
1."Hey dude, do you think you could be my wang man? I gotta unload one"
2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"
2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"
by Reddaimyo December 01, 2009
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by batt3ry August 02, 2011
A Chinese insult dating back to the Song dynasty. Literally translated to English as "tortoise", It has a more offensive nuance. Just as tortoises are slow, it is effectively calling someone slow to the extent that they wouldn't recognize it if their spouse was cheating on them.
by 01001100 August 27, 2009
That Asian dude dresses in leather and drives his maserati every night - yeah he's a real Bruce Wang
by datniggared April 29, 2015