Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.
by bobistheowl October 15, 2017
Get the toke vulturemug. You know you are only cheering it on because you know your live has no value to extract. There was never a possibility of this happening to you and it isn't a matter of your virtue. It's incompetence. You just weren't ever going to do as much. You kids won't ever be able to do as much. And rather than accept your own limitations you're imposing them on me.
Hym "Vultures are animals and unless you're a vegan, killing their kids isn't wrong. Fucking them is a little gross but, hey, remember this the next time you look at missing persons flyer. And I know you will."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Vulturesmug. by Pp_boy24 April 21, 2018
Get the vulture hoemug. by Prodigalson2023baby May 7, 2023
Get the Vulturizemug. The type of jerk to rid the room of good vibes like meat off of a bone in a fashion comparable to a vulture.
This fool couldn’t help crashing the party with his hateful attitude, seeing to it that not beer smile was remaining. He’s such a vibe vulture.
by The Homewrecker April 4, 2022
Get the Vibe vulturemug. Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.
by nevermoar April 8, 2009
Get the Vulture-modemug. A person that hunts for or buys Discord accounts with badges.
This person tries to get as many as possible.
This person tries to get as many as possible.
by ELVINSE June 22, 2023
Get the Badge Vulturemug.