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vulture

1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die

2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"

I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010
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office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.
Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
by parkca01 July 9, 2010
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Cock vulture

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.
Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.
by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014
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Vulturing

When someone uses the recent passing of a beloved internet figure to pick as much clout as they can off of them
"I can't believe people are vulturing this guy." -random internet dude
by Hamborgar July 7, 2022
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Vultures

A person or a group that takes advantage by creating content/s of a tragedy or death to achieve fame or money
Mentally Stable Person: I Hate YouTube Vultures
by Microdale June 17, 2021
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Vulturize

To eat something completely, to consume, to wipe food out of the face of this planet.
Ola vulturized a bowl of porridge before gym earlier
by Prodigalson2023baby May 7, 2023
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Vibe vulture

The type of jerk to rid the room of good vibes like meat off of a bone in a fashion comparable to a vulture.
This fool couldn’t help crashing the party with his hateful attitude, seeing to it that not beer smile was remaining. He’s such a vibe vulture.
by The Homewrecker April 4, 2022
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