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vampire unicorn

A vampire unicorn is a mix between a vampire and a unicorn. They only come out at night to suck the blood of unsuspecting victims, while jumping over rainbows. They live in candy mountain, and are on the endangered species list because meth-zombie poachers are always shooting them. It rumored that a horn from a vampire unicorn can go for as much as 6 grams of meth and 4 interracial hand jobs.
Holy shit! I just a meth addict dragging a vampire unicorn down that aly...someone call the game and fish!
by 7xwinner May 20, 2011
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Bloody Unicorn

A sexual act where the male attaches a strap-on to his head and undergoes fornication while the female is menstruating.
"Dude, I heard Chris gave Lisa a bloody unicorn last night!"
by Clint Torris December 9, 2008
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unicore

Hardcore unicorn gang. To join you must be rammed by the unicores gang's horns. Not many people are able to join, because to be in unicore , you must have the inner unicorn. Most members are born with the special unicore talent. This gangs tuff, they drive around laid back in their cars with their bandanas throwing up unicore signs. They mostly just spread love and happiness to emo children around the world.
"Damn I heard that bitch Kim Raver was in unicore"
"Ohhh shit stay away!"
by Goli June 13, 2007
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Chocolate Unicorn

n. Gay act meaning anal penetration using a strap-on dildo or other falic-like device fixed to ones forehead.
Gary bent me over and gave me a Chocolate Unicorn.
by lowfan January 13, 2011
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Social Unicorn

A person who is extremely attractive and appealing, but is rarely seen in public and is completely unknown to most people.
A: Oh my god, I met this guy last night. He is so hot and nice and gentlemanly! Do you know him?

B: I don't and I don't know anyone who does! He must be a Social Unicorn.
by sexxxy1 January 17, 2011
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unicorn

A startup worth over one billion dollars. At risk of becoming complacent or stagnant
Evernote is a unicorn; unfortunately its value has dropped because of stagnant user growth startup
by tomorrowtomorrow March 14, 2016
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Flying Unicorn

A sexual position that produces almost no pleasure for either of the two participants. A male must insert his testicles (both are mandatory) into the females anal cavity while she is on all fours. Thusly his erect penis will protrude from her cheeks creating the unicorns horn. The man can then spread his arms, or "wings" outwards placing the finishing touches on the flying unicorn.
Kevin elegantly spread his wings atop his glistening steed of a unicorn, who was quite the hot little number, creating the perfect Flying Unicorn.
by Klusky May 15, 2005
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