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Man United

A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!
Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.
by Hrvati Vojnik March 8, 2007
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United States

The greatest fucking country on the planet. They, with some untrained, unorganized backwoods militiamen defeated one of the largest military powers in the world in the name of freedom. NBD.

The United States basically kicks every other countries' ass. If you don't like it then GTFO
Man this Nazi-esque barbaric country sucks. I wish I could have freedom and live in a kickass country like The United States!
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United States

Country with less individuals than there are rulers.
A land of indoctrination in which the people think what the media says they should.
A land in the media think what corporations and religion says.
An area on our planet with megalomaniac power, with too little altruism or tolerance, with inhabitants that need the truth and other values than superficial materialism or consumerism.
by I. Waldman August 23, 2006
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Manchester United

A football team with fans from all over England except Manchester. There manager is one of the most dispicable people ever to make it on TV and due to there large glory hunting fan base take up valuable time on sky sports with storys that aren't even news. Most of there supporters have'nt got a clue about football and go to watch one game a year if they are committed coming up with typical glory hunter excuses for supporting them like my grandad once went on holiday to manchester. They are everything that is wrong with football today from all the money being at the top of the game, to overpaid young men who have lost touch with reality, to brainless supporters who wonder why the goalkeeper is wearing a different kit to everyone else. There stadium sucks it might be big but its ugly and soulless with fans who only sing when they are winning and even then its just a few of them. they should be demoted to league 2 for the blatant favouritism referees give them then see how many make the long trips from Essex, Warwickshire and South east Asia to watch them play.
Football fan: How many Manchester United games have you been to this year
Manu fan: None but I did go to one in 1998 its a long way from Stratford
Football fan: Why do you support them then?
Manu fan: My Auntie went on a day trip to Salford in the 70s, did you hear on Sky Sports that the players are not going to be complacent this year
Football fan: Yes i was watching to see if there was any real football news about transfers and results but instead i was subjected to that big Scottish tomato face rambling on again I wish that tramp who battered him had finished him off.
by Wazza 1986 October 3, 2008
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United States Military Acadamy

A leadership institution that has no intrest in developing Army leaders, instead is focused on producing a winning football team...
Pulling fire alarms falsely is a federal crime, unless its to support the United States Military Acadamy football team.
by cadoodle December 3, 2007
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United States of America

A great country that is heavily stereotyped, (just like every other country), contains 50 mostly good states, has one of the largest populations, has territories all around the world, and was founded on July 4, 1776 due to the writing of the Declaration of Independence followed by the American Revolution. Urban Dictionary probably isn't the best source to get information about it. For a more in-depth and unbiased opinion, look on Wikipedia
by Lucky_Is_Sucky November 30, 2011
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United Nations

A tool of the devil if ever their was one.
The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.
by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004
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