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Unexplained Bruises

Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.
No wonder Karen's smiling so brightly this morning. Have you seen all of her unexplained bruises?
by Monty_Pythons August 5, 2009
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Anal sex; taking the difficult brown; bum love.

The act of inserting the penis into an anus.
"I had an unexpected item in my bagging area last night"
"I wouldn't mind giving her/him an unexpected item in her/his bagging area"
"Stop! Unexpected item in bagging area!"
by cayman August 27, 2013
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unemploded

To be unemployed for so long that you become fat and bloated.
Your mother is so fat and lazy she's become unemploded. Your mother is so unemploded her state assistance checks get lost in her rolls.
by Jussi Hauge May 18, 2008
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unergetic

A lack of energy. The inability to work up the enthusiasm to participate in activities.
" After a ten hour night shift Steve was totally unergetic."
by Steek3636 March 29, 2009
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unecdote

A brief spoken story intended to be interesting or amusing but, in actuality, neither.
Kevin: That reminds me of the time I went upstairs to brush my teeth then forgot what I was doing! Luckily I remembered in the end though.

Jack (whispering to Marty): Oof, what a total unecdote!
by simmyjaye March 12, 2009
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unetheral

That was one unetheral explosion.
by Fallana May 16, 2009
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unexcessivesary

Why do they bother inviting all of those artists to the awards shows when they're only going to honor Taylor Swift? That's unexcessivesary!
by Lukin29 February 19, 2010
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