ume

the discordian

you are so ume

by anonymous October 29, 2023

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

No see ums

TWACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR TO MANY DAYS

I wasgoing on my 5th day twacked and looked quickly around and spotted a no see ums

by Sweetnstupid December 1, 2020

um

your mom

“what were you doing last night?”
“Um”

by super frog April 21, 2021

no but um

When someone insist to carry on the argument despite them being clearly wrong

Person 1: I fucked your mum last night
Person 2: My mums dead you insensitive fuck
Person 1: No but um

by mmmmmose November 4, 2017

ume

Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

In complete and total midset of partying. Having a great time.

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

by ume187 January 13, 2020