twiddlefinger

Max design pro in his villain era

“Have you seen Twiddlefinger?”

“No, but I will”

by Makemynameappropriate67 September 6, 2024

Twiddlegumping

The act of shoving your testicles up your rectum while edging.

I was Twiddlegumping while giving my sister’s dad a blumpkin.

by therizzking December 5, 2024

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

Twidnem

A slang way to say you and your boy are on the same vibe, usually in a goofy or low-IQ way. Like calling someone twin or broski, but funnier. Comes from an unknown origin.

"what'cha doin twidnem?"

"Ayo twidnem, whasss good?"

by trxnscxnd December 1, 2025

curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on

Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter

by Rob_11 April 13, 2016

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

twat twiddler

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular

“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“

by John_D03 June 14, 2019