Tweet-up

Basically a meet-up, but for cunts.

ass1:
@ass2 hey, u going to the DC tweet-up?

ass2:
@ass1 yeah boyyee!

by Rohaq March 12, 2009

Banger Tweet

RanbooLive

"yoo RanbooLive is a banger Tweet!"

by HerobrineKinnie420 October 11, 2020

Tweet Out

Promoting a product or URL you like on twitter. Instead of a shout out, it's a tweet out.

I asked my friend to give my new website a Tweet Out, so I could take advantage of his following on Twitter.

by MizJay June 4, 2009

Distraction Tweet

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.

Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.

by astrodude February 21, 2010

butt tweeting

What happens when you sit on a smartphone with the Twitter app installed. Similar in concept to butt dialing, but more embarassing because it can be seen by the whole world.

Herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry muffins
Derp: @Herp wtf?
Herp: @Derp Sorry, my smartphone keeps butt tweeting.

by Kimura January 4, 2012

subversive tweeting

Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.

Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 22, 2009

tweet accompli

An accomplished, presumably irreversible deed or fact; a thing already done by announcing it on Twitter.

A fait accompli accomplished via Tweet.

Even though he hadn't proposed, their engagement was a tweet accompli once she announced it on her Twitter page.

by The KLH September 19, 2010