turd tunneler

Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.

"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"

by Shizlgog December 31, 2008

sassy tuna

Someone who's really flirty.

"like OMG, Gretchen is such a sassy tuna!"

by sarahhh_x3 October 8, 2008

turbo tunatron

diminutive member of the thunnus cuntthus family generally found in bodies of water in teh ottawa and kingston areas (Canada). A very rare and endagered breed, as the odour of the female often deters potential mates. The tunatron is best known for its bizarre eating habits, often engaging in cannibalism, not having the mental capacity nor the vision to distinguish species. In 1990, the Canadian Parliament amended the Environmental Protection law (csp 431) to include a moritorium on this particular family of fish, although it is considered redundant due to the low commercial value because of the fish`s acrid taste.

you swim as fast as a turbo tunatron, if not, you would be just as worthless.

by mbmbmb February 23, 2009

Carpal Tunnel Vision

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.

"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."

by myykuul January 7, 2010

pumping tuna

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell

Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.

by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

Car Tunes

car tunes (cartoonez) the music that you jam out to in your car or any form of transportation

i love bringing my ipod on long drive thats when my itunes turns in to "car tunes"

by the great one 888 June 3, 2011

bean tunnel

The capacious fleshy tube atop which the bean sits.

I started off flicking the bean and then stuck a cucumber into the bean tunnel.

by skawars February 28, 2012