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Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.
"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"
by Lubo25 January 23, 2009
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Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.
Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
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bro tuck

The manner of tucking a men's dress or casual shirt such that the front tails are tucked in but the back tails are not. Said purpose for doing so is to keep the front tails from getting chewed up by one's belt buckle, while still affecting a casual air. Most prevalent among hipsters, college undergraduates, and the clueless.
Perhaps the reason Detective Charles "Charlie" Crews Jr. (Damian Lewis), in the TV series Life, sometimes sports the bro tuck is to conceal the service weapon he keeps pushed in the back of his jeans.
by gmku July 1, 2014
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tuck the duck

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.
by GioTheRoofBuilder August 19, 2020
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Alt Tuck

fell off after Alt... some say he still cries about it today. slaves away in the ioN bunker under command of ioN Shawn. tuck is a cool guy though with lots of money
i’m a s*ck f**k, my name is Alt Tuck!
by ionized member April 15, 2019
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Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010
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The Fucking Tuck

When a guy flirts with all his girlfriend's friends and when they break up the guy goes and fucks all this girls in his truck bed while feeding them Mexican food and after they orgasm they regurgitate the food back onto the guys dick. And then when it becomes dry the girls give him multiple blow jobs and eat the crusted Mexican food.
The girls gave Dylan The Fucking Tuck in the bed of his truck
by Jlraley April 22, 2016
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