Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

by Lubo25 January 23, 2009

Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

tuck and brim

adjusting your boner into the belt of your trousers to hide it from bypassers.

In high school ryan had a boner in the hallway because elly talked to him so he had to tuck and brim.

by beltboner69 May 30, 2009

rip tuck

the act of banging a virgin so hard that her vagina seems to tear/rip and you are forced to tuck in your genitals and run from the scene

Jenny wasn't a virgin anymore, Todd gave her the old rip tuck maneuver

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

by heat nuts December 21, 2010

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010

tuck under

The uncomfortable condition of having your balls and sometimes penis tucked under your inos. Often caused by poorly designed seats.

The seats at the MCC computer lab always give me a bad case of tuck under.

by Forrest Klump March 12, 2009