predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007

toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen September 4, 2013

Toronto tootsie pop

Where you insert a piece of candy into the pee hole of a man and have a partner suck it out while they are blowing you

"It hurt like a bitch, but that whore Megan Fogarty gave me a Toronto tootsie pop."

by SicNtwisted February 11, 2014

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

Toeter tots

Toes that look like Tator tots

Maria-girl what's wrong with you toes
You- what about em
M-they look like tator tots
Y-...
M-OMFG they look like toeter tots!!!

by •ThatOneQuiteChick• July 11, 2017

musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.

Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"

by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017

Twat Tots

The female equivalent of a 'Man Child.'

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.

by vulgarqt December 9, 2017