brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous April 27, 2006

Queeb Trout

Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally looks like they would stand by you and start talking to you about something normal people do not talk about.
variations: queeb, queeby, queebus maximus

Man, that queeb trout at blockbuster REALLY needs to start shaving his lip. All i could do was stare at it while he told me about star wars!

by vandinenator March 16, 2008

Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010

bad trout

The smell that comes from a ripe dirty whore's vagina

While getting screwed on the avenue I got a whiff of some bad trout

by Zchick September 30, 2006

Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.

Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.

by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008

Trout fishing

When women glance at men's crotches in social situations or at gatherings trying to determine a mans gerth.

Noticed my buddies ex-wife trout fishing all last night at the block party.

by Stanley Says March 26, 2017

trout apples

crunchy like an apple and smells like fish-
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it

that bitch smells like trout apples

that girl makes good trout apples

by fanballer August 25, 2011