Trombone

It's anallingus, with a tug job.

Trombone is something you would remember if you had one.

by TyphoonSexDr? July 20, 2011

crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

by hot karl August 11, 2003

Brass Trombone

A very strange and rare sexual act. This is when a Female lick the back buttonhole of a male, whilst reaching around and giving the man pleasure by hand. When viewed from the side it appears as if the women is playing the trombone.

She gave me a great brass trombone.

by Jounior Delgwako June 24, 2008

rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

Trombone

A musical instrument of the brass family. The word, Trombone, is Italian for large trumpet. Although, instead of valves, it uses a slide to change the pitch.

The trombone can be heard very well in Mahler's 3rd symphony.

by mhett August 29, 2009

Trommed

To have sex that is so mind blowing, you could spend a week in the hospital recovering.

John got trommed last night, he's still in ICU

by jnik1234 October 3, 2009

Texas Trombone

The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.

I heard The Texas Trombone Ensemble is playing at George W's birthday party this year.

by Mr. Whammy April 5, 2007