Trojan

AMERICA'S THINNEST

Man, these Trojan condoms feel great

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.

Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!

by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011

Trojan

The opposite of a 'battler'. Someone who consistently succeeds in their pursuits, often achieving the highest with the least difficulty.

Friend 1: "Omg, I feel like such a Trojan, I got her number!"
Friend 2: "Wow, you have so much aura, I'm a battler for fumbling so hard"

by BattlingByson March 26, 2025

Trojan

Casually sneaking into college lectures you do not belong in without getting noticed.

I trojanned into Psychology before evening lecture.

by Fapstasy May 10, 2016

Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.

The trojan horse seemed like a gift to the other side.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020

Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.

'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'

by Jack_in_a_box May 17, 2012

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021