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Jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.

True Story:

Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Another True Story:

Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
by S. W. F. June 9, 2005
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trick bag

A scheme, manipulation, or situation that seemed legitimate, honest and/or innocent, at first. Usually referred to at time when it may or may not be too late to avoid the full consequences and/or embarrassment.
“My mortgage ended up a lot more expensive than they implied. The bank put me in a ‘trick bag’, but I had already moved my family in.”
by Lite Yagami May 13, 2009
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trackie-daks

trackie-daks are the bottom half of the tracksuit, not the whole. the whole tracksuit is the trackie; the pants are the trackie-daks. but Random's example is unsurpassable :)
they wouldn't let me into the Rissole wearing me trackie-daks and thongs.
by periwinkle January 10, 2005
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pecker track

the trail of semen left on a sheet or matress after intercourse
Spoon loves to lick his own pecker tracks after sex
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Williams Track and Field

WTF. A longer way to say What the Fuck. Inspired by these questionable t-shirts worn by the Williams College track and field team.
I just found out my girlfriend used to be a man.... Williams Track and Field!!!
by dajfioawegao; August 1, 2007
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warning track

Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.
"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".
by Penthouse Pauper June 19, 2010
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Ballistics Tracker

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.
John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!
by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018
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