Sex Traitor

You're with your best friend at say, a bar or club. Then, someone of the opposite sex comes along and all of a sudden, they're taking social potshots at you and in some way, shape, or form, making remarks that make you feel less than you really are.

Sex Traitorism refers to the act of putting someone down in the hopes that it will make you seem more desirable to the opposite sex. It is a shameful act that makes you seem insecure.

"My best friend turned out to be a sex traitor."

"Man, fuck that guy. Wanna go play some Counter-Strike?"

by dixandomin December 13, 2019

Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

by KT77 December 20, 2019

Alabaman Tractor

fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her

"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"

"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."

by Iyahxsisive November 7, 2020

Swiss Tractor

A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.

The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.

by stevealex June 29, 2021

buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

by farmkid March 7, 2009

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass

Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

south carolina tractor fuck

the girl (or guy) gets on hands and knees and spreads their cheeks, while their partner mauls a tractor straight up their ass, change the oil, then puts it in reverse and exits through the anal cavity.

yesterday i hit her with the south carolina tractor fuck and she died from a tractor being up her ass.

by englishtecher69 November 2, 2018