traffic light colors

this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green

"Oh, I just went to the bathroom and saw traffic light colors."

by AnnaBanana1444 February 26, 2008

traffic hazard

a nigger in the road.

jim bob: "when your heading towards the stadium, look out for traffic hazards."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."

by milkacow5_mom April 29, 2010

Regular Traffic

A vehicle that would not make any normal person look twice. A boring looking car. One you may see every day.

Oh he has a WRX? Dude… That’s regular traffic.

by Post Shalom July 13, 2022

trafficist

one who gains pleasure from sitting in traffic for prolong periods of time

John is such a trafficist, he refuses to leave early in order to commute in the peak traffic times.

by John R. Clarke October 22, 2008

Trafficated

used to describe a place or thing that has a lot of traffic.

Man Whore: Wow that party was great last night!
Jellous Friend: No, that party sucked! You only like it cause your dick was well trafficated by those hookers.

by 256Stud March 1, 2011

Traffic Puff Pass

the act of hot boxing, ones car in a traffic, jam, then passing the joint, to neighboring vehicles.

"oh man...this traffic sucks,..looks like we're going to be stuck here for a bit. lets start a traffic puff pass"

"I actually look forward to driving in traffic now since that last traffic puff pass,"

by theSSjulia December 17, 2011

foot-traffic jam

The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.

Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.

by Leisel Golden January 26, 2009