Prosti-tot

When a child under the age of 10 trys dressing as a rockstar for halloween and comes out looking like a baby prostitute.

That day maybe gone, but your picture will live forever.

Mimi Hamid why do you look like a prosti-tot this halloween?

I just wanted to be a rockstar mom.

by mlp333 October 28, 2010

tater tot

very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot

Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

tot

why to say teapot if you can say tot. Shorter? Yes, of course!

This beautiful tot is made in Japan

by Andrius lonesome :((((((((((((((( March 13, 2008

titty tots

When a girl eats tater tots out of her bra

"I was hungry last night so I made some titty tots. They're such a nice snack while laying in bed."

"I was too lazy to get a plate, so I put the tator tots down my bra. I love titty tots."

by ilovelefsa May 9, 2014

PROSTI-TOT

YOUNG GIRLS DRESSING LIKE PROSITUTES. WALKING THE STREET CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YET OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE.

LOOK AT THOSE PROSTI-TOTS OVER THERE ON THE CURB.

by CANDY AND JESSICA October 1, 2008

Crispy Tots

A term used to describe something that is euphorically amazing, like a crispy tater tot. The opposite of a soggy tot, which is the worst possible scenario.

Man that guy is such a crispy tot.

Winning the lottery is so crispy tots.

I passed my physics test, it was major soggy tots, but I pulled through and got one crispy tot of a grade

by Tate-Tot May 28, 2018

Tots Jello

-Noun

- A shorter way of saying you're totally jealous about something.

Dude 1.: Dude, His parents bought him a new car for his birthday.

Dude 2.: I'm tots jello. I wish my parents would do that.

by Asawisper April 12, 2010