toot on a flame

The act of farting onto an open source of fire.

Thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.

by Sean B May 24, 2006

toot sweets

The candy that sounds like a whistle, as created on the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

I think it would be fun to eat toot sweets!

by JenCheer February 11, 2009

pooty toot

noun: to fart
verb: a fart

Who pooty tooted?
Hey! I can smell your pooty toot from accross the room!

by ellen March 1, 2004

King Toot

Master farter from hell.

I farted a few times today, but Ian was definately King Toot. He shit his pants at least 20 times.

by The Trout From Hell August 29, 2009

turtle toot

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.

*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

The Toot Fairy

When you walk into your roommates room the morning after a hard night of beer drinking, and it absolutely reeks like farts.

Looks like the Toot Fairy paid a visit in here last night!

by bigcat81 May 28, 2016

frosty toot

Dried semen upon and around the anus

Dude I gave this girl a frosty toot, dried my cum on her ass

by infantry1775 January 9, 2015