Toni is a wonderful girl. She’s always there when she needs you, and has good advice. But when it comes to boys, Toni does not tolerate. Everyone needs a toni in their life. 💗
by Lexi Lopez November 1, 2019
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by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022
Get the If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight mug.You meet her on steam, and she made me use my gay facebook more often xD Her name is Toni and she likes weed cookies xD
by mat126 September 6, 2010
Get the Toni mug.A girl with long hair that reaches down to her knees. Many guys mistaken her for being pretty but she isn't really. The only thing she has special going on for her is her excessive long straight her. Other than that she's flat chested with A size tits, has no figure, no butt, and would look like a guy if her hair was short. She also has big lips like a black girl which is why she tries to act black when she isn't. Her boyfriend recently broke up with her because she's a total bitch that flirts with any guy she sees and because he was incapable of titty fucking her since she has small tits. She use to live in Buena Park but this specimen has now herded to Westminster in CA. No guy likes her and guys only talk to her because they just want a quick fuck and then just quit it. That's all she's good for. Buy her drinks, get her drunk, and she will give you bomb head and after that quit it or pass it to your friend.
"That girl Toni has long hair too bad she's such a butter face"
"Toni has long hair but her tits are too small"
"Was with Toni last night she was pretty easy to get in bed"
"That girl Toni acts too ghetto for me"
"Toni has long hair but her tits are too small"
"Was with Toni last night she was pretty easy to get in bed"
"That girl Toni acts too ghetto for me"
by BRO MAN07 October 11, 2011
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Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.
by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005
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by JoeSixpack December 30, 2003
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