two toke joke

The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore

They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.

Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?

Me: Yeah!

You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!

Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(

You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?

Me: Straight up.

by A.J. Eitel February 8, 2009

toked n' roped

When an individual becomes too high on marijuana to function efficiently.

Driving may take longer due to an the driver not making quick enough decisions on following the fastest route. Other examples include not being able to do simple tasks or multi-task as proficiently. Spills often occur in the kitchen due to one being "Toked n' Roped"

by Red Shrapnel May 4, 2008

fumble tokens

Permission granted for sexual favours based on good deeds.

I bought my girlfriend an iPod for her birthday, which should earn me quite a few fumble tokens.

by Dave Kr February 5, 2007

Toke

To smoke some bud.

"Toke a big spliff of some good sensimilla." -- Sublime

by Rooca February 22, 2010

toke

To smoke some mary-jane.

Don: Lets toke up tonight, ok?
Larry: Nah man, it's my moms birthday. Tomorrow?

by Elib November 11, 2006

toenet

toe·net (bw.)
1 net, even tevoren

Ik pakte toenet een appel en gaf het aan mijn moeder.

by Sal August 25, 2003

tokin' token

When a group decides to pitch in on a bowl of marijuana with their respective stashes, their individual nugs are tokin' tokens. At least one token is usually required to participate in the smoking of said bowl, unless you're at my house... then don't worry about that shit.

"Everyone insert their tokin' tokens into the bowl? Time to get high, bitch."

by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009