1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.
2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.
3. a cocksucker
2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.
3. a cocksucker
Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)
Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!
Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?
Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!
Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?
Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
by man with no name December 27, 2008
by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018
A fiendishly, coked-out, high-strong-out, i-pod like kitten which supposedly sleeps for like 10 minutes and is charged for the rest of the day to have long durations of terrorizing, biting, scratching, defiling of furniture, and other various objects alive or not big or small of which it could get its little sharp paws on to. While appearing to be cute and innocent looking and to other who are not its original owners acts very nice and docile when the doors are closed, cameras are off, the shades and lights are down all hell breaks loose...Skin will tear shouts will ring in the air and there will be all kinds of FUBAR!
"Oh damn! your vampire kitty is at it again sucking souls and draining holes"
"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"
"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"
"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"
"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"
"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"
"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"
by Te'shan Prince April 17, 2009
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
by Silver Lion February 06, 2014
1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.
The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.
Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.
2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.
Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.
2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
by Figure.10 July 01, 2009
Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006
by Crossycrossy March 24, 2010