Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021

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Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023

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Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018

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Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023

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Desk boy

A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.

"my Desk boy couldnt even last through one game of League of Legends last night"

by Rawrgasmo April 17, 2021

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favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

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