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two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.
by shenzy August 8, 2008
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Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.
Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.
by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009
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tess

a retarded person who is still pretty damn sexy at the same time.
omg, what a tess.
by molliemolliemollie September 26, 2010
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Tess Harding

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell".Tess's character is portrayed by Emile De Ravin.She was raised by Nasedo, the "Royal Four" aliens' protector. Tess has the power of “Mind Warping” which is a form of mind control, making people see what's not there.

In the episode "Departure", it was discovered that Tess ended up killing human Alex Whitman in her pursuit of decoding the “destiny book”, overusing her mindwarping powers which turned Alex's mind to mush, which killed him. She had got pregnant by Max and fled Earth once found out her treachery.

In the episode "Four Aliens And A Baby" it is discovered that Tess gave birth at her home planet,returned to earth, and by the near end of the episode, she blew herself up to sacrifice herself for her son and the other alien hybrids' (Max, Isabel & Michael) safety.

Tess has a New York duplicate named "Ava"
Me: "Did you watch the Roswell episode 'Departure' last night?"
You: "Oh yes!"
Me:"I wasn't expecting Tess Harding to be the alien who killed Alex!"
You: "In agreement!"
by Lissy85 July 12, 2009
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tessellater

One who tessellates - makes mosaics with small pieces which may be tiles, pebbles, sand, uniform or irregular shaped materials, or virtual objects like pixels.
Early digital artists (as in computer game design) were tessellaters, working right at the pixel level, rather than drafting with vectors or painting with complex semi-transparent brushes or constructing 3D forms which are increasingly common.
by Old Game Design Pro August 11, 2010
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Tessting

The art of texting a female of the name "Tess"
Dude? Why are you tessting all the time?
by woman25262 August 13, 2010
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tess almighty

Tess almighty is a semi- famous Viner that is directed towards fans of fifth harmony, twenty one pilots, the 1975, and one direction. She's hot as hell and makes the funniest vines ever.
person 1: " dude did you see Tess almighty's vine with Zach Tomlinson last night?"

person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"
by gamsjfhjejajhdjdjdjdhdhdh December 31, 2015
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