shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning

jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired

by loki219 October 13, 2010

Tire Mark

A huge shit stain in your underwear or in the toilet bowl.

After eating Jorge's chili yesterday. I left some serious tire marks in the shitter.

by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016

introvert tired

The feeling you get after being with a group of people or just a single person.

School was great today, although I am a little introvert tired.

by eggdropsoup February 14, 2017

Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.

Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.

by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

Sleepy tires

"sleepy tires" - noun/ adj/ reference 1.ones tiredness coming over themselves 2.the tiredness 'rolling' in such as tires roll 3.degree of measuring tiredness, doziness, grogginess ©MacJan,2011

I am not sleepy tires yet

by Macjan October 10, 2011

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021