flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

flat tire by Libertine October 2, 2005

flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

flat tire by Coell May 14, 2005

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

flat tire by Tin January 26, 2004

philly-tire

a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. one knows it by the sound of "ba dunk ba dunk ba dunk ka dunk ka dunk a dunk..."

" hey, check out rocky over there driving around on a philly-tire. he's a real hoagie-head. "

philly-tire by johnny strang April 23, 2006

deal with my tire pressure when I get home 

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

deal with my tire pressure when I get home by Riche9889 October 13, 2011

Wet Dirty Tire 

Peeing on a girl's ass fresh after an unwiped shit

I had sheila come over last night for a bit of a wet dirty tire, hell of a mess.

Wet Dirty Tire by Durk Van Derp January 27, 2021

Spare tire 

When your with two other couples or people hooking up. A more sever case of third wheel

"Hey man i head jackie and kevin, jessica and tyler were hooking up while you were there at the movies?"

Yeah dude, felt like succh a spare tire.."

Spare tire by DragonAF February 23, 2011