turtle head

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

by Player Player March 19, 2003

Turtle Bitch

Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.

That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.

by Nova Experement August 29, 2010

Turtle on my Knee

When someone is throwing shade or dirt about you around to others

did you hear that laquisha was throwing turtle on my knee!

oh girl nah!

by bakergames June 13, 2017

Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009

Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

turtleroodle

a mystical creature that likes to skate on the pond of the donkers

The turtleroodles and the donkers are partners in crime

by mugwump99 April 19, 2008

Turtle chaser

A slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being passed by people in the further right lanes.

Gebs1: Im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin' me mad!

Gebs2: It's either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.

wait for it......

Gebs1: yup, old peron.

by Kmoney756 March 9, 2010