cock gobbling thunder cunt

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.

"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

by tyler stephen November 5, 2007

Chocolate Thunder

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.

When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!

by shy ni May 16, 2009

Thunderboots

A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."

"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

thunder felch

When flatulence occurs during the act of felching and various liquids are sprayed into the air.

Jim, I noticed that you have terrible gas today. Would you like to be thunder felched?

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 5, 2004

Thunderbelly

An extremely obese individual who is also a keen sheep shagging enthusiast. Usually found in the shire of Tomatin, these hugely fat beings spend most of their days grazing on square bars and nature valley snacks. When there are not busy eating, they like to chase sheep until the late hours of the night - eventually leading to sex.

Have you seen where all the sheep have gone? Must have been the thunderbelly.....

by Stretchel November 21, 2010

Thunda clap

When a woman, 'in most cases african american' with a exponentially large booty uses the weight of her choda in a concentrated downward force.

-most documented "Thunda clap" attacks have been prevoked and could have been avoided.

-"Ima com upindis thunda clap ya poompoom"

-accidental "Thunda clap" cases recorded are usually subject to dance floor activity.

by Votelessgeoduck May 17, 2011

Thunder Gooch

An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.

Stan was being an asshole, so when he passed out, we all took turns thunder gooching him.

by 431 plus one October 18, 2011