Skip to main content

never don't mind about a thing

When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.
"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"
by boo_beez August 26, 2017
mugGet the never don't mind about a thing mug.

Fucketh Thine Self

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"
Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.
by czainsaw September 20, 2006
mugGet the Fucketh Thine Self mug.

Paint Thinner

a mixed drink that contains Jack Daniels, Beer, Lemonade, and Jose Cuervo Black.
Taylor: "Toby make some type of drink/"
Toby: "Ok."
Perry: "What the hell is that?"
Toby: "A random mixed drink."
Perry: "Looks like damn paint thinner!"
Taylor: "Tastes great!!!"
by BruceDaJuice July 24, 2008
mugGet the Paint Thinner mug.

Thin White Duke

1. A persona used by David Bowie in the Mid-1970's, following Ziggy Stardust but before his brief "German Fascist" phase.

2. A Bowie- inspired fashion based on tight-fitting dress pants, pristine white shirts, and waistcoats.

3. A white male's Penis.
1. Bowie was at his peak when he was the Thin White Duke, before he got weird again.

2. Kurt's going for a Thin White Duke look this week.

3. I just got done choking the Thin White Duke in the Wal-Mart bathroom
by NeonDuke November 14, 2010
mugGet the Thin White Duke mug.

Worst Thing Ever!

The worst thing ever is sitting on the toilet holding a bucket to puke in.
Sitting on the toilet and holding a bucket is the Worst Thing Ever!
by GreenDog7 January 31, 2012
mugGet the Worst Thing Ever! mug.

The Swirly Thing

To clamp your tongue around a girl's clitoris and swirl it around it until orgasm.
"My tongue cramped up while doing The Swirly Thing"
by Emptor February 20, 2010
mugGet the The Swirly Thing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email