An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.
Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?
Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!
Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!
by N Barber September 18, 2014
Get the wookie assmug. A racial slur for mexican people
by Reecola May 23, 2018
Get the kush wookiemug. The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.
Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.
by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021
Get the wookie gobblermug. by Twistedjack May 5, 2010
Get the Wookie Juicemug. The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.
a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??
c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??
c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked
by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014
Get the wookie bushwhackedmug. by Wooker April 21, 2021
Get the Tree Wookiemug. by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011
Get the Smuggling Wookiesmug.