When a man spends all night waiting for a girl who should have come to meet for a date hours ago, but she never turns up. Similar to being stood up, but with more existential loneliness than just missing out on action with the ladies.
1: He's spent all night Waiting for Godot-Girl. Poor guy needs some self respect to ditch that biatch.
2: Sandra: Poor John's been Waiting for Godot-Girl, I better call him back and apologise for not showing up.
2: Sandra: Poor John's been Waiting for Godot-Girl, I better call him back and apologise for not showing up.
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
Get the Waiting for Godot-Girlmug. When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.
Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?
by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010
Get the Wait-for-Jesus Bodymug. Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.
You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.
by Mr.Nick23 July 12, 2011
Get the Tom Waits Breakfastmug. Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.
Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
by Deege2517 May 31, 2010
Get the Waiting Room Paradoxmug. by ViperTGB March 14, 2006
Get the gods waiting roommug. Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.
Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
by Fairyland June 16, 2007
Get the go wait in the carmug. The thing your friends say when their fucking around while you're trying to organize them and do the thing you guys originally planned to do.
James: Come on guys we have to start D&D soon.
Alan: We can't start until Joe gets here so let's wait for Joe.
Alan: We can't start until Joe gets here so let's wait for Joe.
by sunnA sunU November 21, 2021
Get the Let's Wait for Joemug.