Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.
"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"
by Lubo25 January 24, 2009
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Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.
Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2015
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Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.
I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.
by heat nuts December 16, 2010
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Brazilian Tuck

A Brazilian Tuck is when a gentleman places his genitals behind his thighs and appears to have no genitalia.
Did you see Bobby last night? He got so black out drunk he was streaking and even performed a Brazilian Tuck in front of the whole party.
by TheRealestNiggaEvarrr September 18, 2020
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Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
by hewhocreatesall August 08, 2010
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Posh tuck

To rearrange the male Gentiles to form a large vagina
I'm sure that person is doing a posh tuck, I think she also may be on drugs
by James2345 August 13, 2012
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Fuck Tucking

The act of fucking someone into exhaustion, there by tucking them into bed. Can also be used in past tence such as: fuck tucked, fucked n tucked, fucked till tucked
Veronica : You look like you've been sleeping well.
Sally : Yeah, my boyfriend's been fuck tucking me in every night.
by LiL H<3rd January 01, 2018
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