A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
by craig john November 10, 2006
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by FanDeBerg September 1, 2016
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Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.
by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008
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Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018
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Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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