A SHit wANK :- The combination of having a shit, and a wank at the same time. Some have argued it to be a 'SHower wANK' but this is not the case as that is an old skool shank.
Jarrell: "Yall, this party is shiit u know, fucky, I'm gonna shank on their parents bed"
Alfie: "Seeeen"
Alfie: "Seeeen"
by Jay Jay Okocha May 19, 2007
Get the shankmug. by Debo Mofo December 28, 2005
Get the shankmug. rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
by bedmaster July 7, 2008
Get the Shankmug. A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
I saved time this morning by having a shank.
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
by thecurlybrothers August 4, 2008
Get the Shankmug. by shankee1234 October 18, 2010
Get the shankmug. Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.
Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
by shiv man April 21, 2009
Get the Shankmug. by schmena June 19, 2008
Get the shankmug.