Rob Goss

A 22 year old "man" dating a 16 year old girl.

Look! It's Rob Goss fucking a little girl.

by Timmerization August 27, 2016

Creche-robbing

The pilfering of a Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene or Creche.

The alleged Creche-robbing occurred on Christmas Even from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

rob the cradle

to date a girl thats much younger than you, or thats just plain young(say 14 or younger)

"Man, jimmy's girlfriend is 13, hes robbin' the cradle!"

by cody July 1, 2003

Coach Rob

The Coach Rob is a person who is clueless how to manage a youth baseball team. A person who can not even pitch batting practice because he throws like a sped.

Poor Nolan was in a homerun contest and they sent coach rob out there to pitch. Hit that fucking kid 5 times.

by Baseball dog January 4, 2019

Rob Schneider

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.

by prof. frink July 11, 2006

Mob Rob

When a mob of people swarm into a store and steal everything they can carry. The store workers become completely overwhelmed and can do nothing to stop it.

We're gonna mob rob the 7-11 tonight.

by wealthdaily June 29, 2011

Rob a bank

cockney ryhming slang ( rob a bank = have a wank )
( robbed a bank = had a wank )
( robbing a bank = having a wank )

Boy (on the phone to a girl ) : ryt im goin to rob a bank

girl : ok hav fun

by matthew david quick December 9, 2008