A reality nooby is somebody who fails at doing things in real life situations. See "noob" for videogames
Person One (Taylor): "wow, that person just called me a noob in this video game."
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"
by Zinesick December 20, 2010
Get the Reality Noobymug. A genre of non-narrative film that documents purportedly unscripted real-life situations, and often stars unfamiliar people rather than professional actors.
by Ryan900USAYT December 29, 2022
Get the Reality filmmug. the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.
weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?
i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010
Get the kiddie realitymug. A PoR (Plane of Reality) is where a Universe contains more pieces of elevated chunk data instead of one.
by olek0 July 16, 2022
Get the Plane of Realitymug. Telling others what is and what is not, what is good and what is bad, who is good and who is bad, what foods to eat or not eat, what things to do, or not do. A key function of religions, governments, media, schools, and corporations—the five institutions which pilot society and its members like drones.
The prosecuting attorney told the members of the jury in Federal Truth Court, "In collusion, society's five most powerful institutions make countless false statements which flip most things around to their advantage and allow them to pilot society and its members as if they were drones (2016). That constitutes"reality imposition."
by but for May 6, 2018
Get the reality impositionmug. The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.
Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019
Get the Reality Jackmug. Corona reality is realizing that you actually have failed at raising your kids to fend for themselves. A moms Corona reality may be that her ex is and always was a jerk and the kids are Entitled
I am so tired of finding my Corona Reality. I want kids that help around the house and are not so entitled !
by Cubby Cubster April 19, 2020
Get the Corona Realitymug.