Elbow Patch

Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.

Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.

by Pedro is a Perv April 12, 2011

girl patch

The female pubic region.

I'd like to dive into her (attractive female's) girl patch and never come out.

by Roy\00 December 1, 2007

Beatch Patch

tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!

by Tripletmomma December 19, 2008

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007

soul patch

A small tuft of male facial hair located in the center below the lower lip; universally identifying the wearer as a complete douchebag and sexually impotent unless the wearer is a virtuoso heterosexual jazz musician.

Check out Ryan's new soul patch. He must have totally given up on ever getting laid by a woman again!

"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 25, 2010

PARSLEY PATCH

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

by weave March 27, 2003

tobacco patch

a patch of hair some men have in the small of the back just above or extending down the anal crevice.

"...that guy had a thick tobacco patch just begging to be tended, and I wanted to plow it with my tongue."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004