Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.

He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.

by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023

organ toucher

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina

His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.

by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 6, 2015

Organic Lawnmower

When you viciously yank anal beads out of a person's anus, as if you're starting a lawnmower.

I gave her an Organic Lawnmower and she slapped my dick off.

by AnalYanker November 28, 2017

organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

by bizzy63 February 26, 2012

Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012

organic-code

expounds a key inherent rule that is present in, and so defines the very foundation and balance of the natural order of things. This constitutes but one primary key element;

any and all activity committed to rather it be in nature or as I have coined it (natural or organic society) or human society (sub organic society) must be solely for the purpose of;

a; the sustaining of life, and the continuation of life, and

b; the progressing and so improving of the quality of life. Quality of life in turn defines any measure or activity that enhances the prospects for the (sustaining) or the (continuation)of life and not the immediate (material) condition of existence!.

organic-code best exemplifies when a carnivorous animal or mammal only kills for the purpose of survival and not simply for the sake of killing.

by Baron Neville August 22, 2020

electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

by Humanish September 30, 2020