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Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.
Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
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Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 6, 2018
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dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
by Pebbles B August 31, 2023
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Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.
Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!
by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024
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Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
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Old man baby

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.
by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019
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