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Mosquito

A species that came from the deepest pits of Hell that emerged from Satan's ass. These autistic, mentally retarded, ugly ass motherfucking whores are the worst of the worst. They are absolute bullshit and are an absolute abomination and a disgrace to every single other species on the Earth. They are illegal Mexican immigrant niggas with small dicks. Those retarded cockface always wonder why they can't get laid and are always wondering why they are virgins. Most people would agree that they would rather be a slave to the most cruel person in the world and be physically and mentally abused throughout their entire day and work their fucking god damn bitching ass off until they are on the verge on fucking god damn death than let these pathetic shitholes bite them. Even Adolf Hitler and the pilot who flew the 9/11 plane are better beings than them. They are extremely pathetic, parasitic vermins and completely worthless shit, they will never accomplish or achieve anything in life. Those scumbags are the lowest of the low and will always be the lowest of the low. Mosquitoes never have deserved the chance to live life and will never deserve the chance. They are the definition of cancer and AIDS. Almost everybody knows that being raped by a pedophile is way better than encountering one of these dumbfucks. Mosquitoes are the fucking Jews of World War II in this world and they absolute deserve to be.
Mosquito: *Exists*

World: *Launches nukes at it*
by mosquitohater38292 March 16, 2020
mugGet the Mosquitomug.

Drama Mosquito

A person who flocks to drama or tries to cause drama over a small event
"All I did was say I dont think Donald Trump is the best president and now I have drama mosquito over here yelling at me over it"
by Green OakTM February 4, 2017
mugGet the Drama Mosquitomug.

mosquito

a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(
by botermossel September 15, 2020
mugGet the mosquitomug.

Mosquito

The annoying bug that makes you f-ing itchy and lasts for 2 weeks of suffering
Hey there is a mosquito.
by Dremstet May 19, 2020
mugGet the Mosquitomug.

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.
A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.
by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013
mugGet the Squished Mosquitomug.

Mosquitoing

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male
Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted
by Awont December 11, 2021
mugGet the Mosquitoingmug.

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