ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

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how many people died?

what you ask when you realize that sonars gone?

whats trudeau doing

nitrated weed?

how did my marijuana go missing, how many people died?

by Cody5050 January 14, 2021

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(singular) A Mani is a friend who is worth more than being a friend. They can be of any gender, age, and sexual orientation, but, mainly, a male. If you ever encounter one, you may stay friends for a while, but beware. some will fall for them. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU ALLOW ANOTHER WOMAN OR MAN TAKE YOUR MANI.

(plural) A ground of 3 or more Mani's is called a Band, for they will form a music group... and then argue on whoever gets to use the piano first. One Mani is okay, but a group of manis can make his value less, which is already quite high.

"dude, i just hit on a Mani, i hope he takes the hint"

"fuck, i'm surrounded by a Band, when will the earrape fucking end???"

by vglntee November 26, 2021

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