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Lumberjack Lewis

Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.

*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.

** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
Flye raiser - hey!!

Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022
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[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.
There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.
by Termitescout October 18, 2013
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Lumberjack chic

A man who is hairy on the top but chic on bottom. Is down with the latest trends and grooms his beard daily. He’s more metro then woodsy, 65% metro 35% woodsy.
Oh he is so lumberjack chic, his beard is on point as well his outfit
by gucci~g February 2, 2018
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lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
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Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb June 2, 2011
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The Lumberjack

The title given to someone who participates in an orgy featuring 3 or more generations of the same family, therefore "cutting down the family tree".
No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022
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lumberjack

A double dick dude from clash royal.

He always masturbate with the log.
lumberjack is playing with muskaters
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