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Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.
Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.
by Ajacied June 20, 2020
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Dutch Empire

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire
bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok
by samuel1234a August 12, 2021
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dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)
Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.
by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011
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True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.
That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.
by The Well Logger March 1, 2017
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dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart
"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023
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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.
by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019
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Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity
"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"
by Phonejackson September 4, 2016
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