Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.
by Ajacied June 20, 2020

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire
by samuel1234a August 12, 2021

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)
by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011

by The Well Logger March 1, 2017

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"
"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016
